Home Remedies/Solutions

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat
and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly
removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing
vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while
you chop away.

3. Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms, just buy an
ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas! inside
it before you put it on.

4. Putting just the right amount of gin in your
goldfish bowl makes the fishes' eyes bulge and causes
them to swim in an amusing manner.

5. Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the
toilet seat by simply peeing in the sink.

6. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself
and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in
your veins.

7. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock,
will prevent you from rolling over and going back to
sleep when you hit the snooze button.

8. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

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